“Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.” Love you king💕
14: Shanks
We never really get a good look at this mans honkers but they… seem big? I mean his neck is really thick so why wouldn’t his bean bags be? They seem a bit flat, but he kind of makes up for it with the unbuttoned shirt look. I don’t know what else to tell you. At least he’s keeping the family tradition alive, make your fathers proud king🤟
13: Portgas D. Ace
His tits are literally fire🔥🔥🔥 ah ahahaha haaa.
Extra points for always showing them off. May his tits rest in peace 😔😔😔
12: Crocodile
I hate this man so much, we’ve literally only seen him wear a suit (and prisons robes) but I’m like a 100% sure that his titties are fat. I mean look at his smug fucking face of course he has big bazongas, I hate him.
11: Smoker
Top shelf titties, I mean just fucking look at them… bounce bounce, you get what I’m saying?
10: Roronoa Zoro
Takes every opportunity to show them off, literally the king of titties, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules. And the scar? We love to see it. I do think that at least Smoker has bigger peepers than Zoro but Zoro really has that fat tits energy™ that a lot of men in One Piece lack so I’m putting him above Smoker💕
9: Jinbe
Am I biased? Yes. Do I care? No💛 I love this bitch and his fat titties. Extra points for the tattoo.
8: Charlotte Katakuri
Should Katakuri be higher on the list? Probably. Do I care? No
7: Kozuki Oden
I miss Oden so much. Keep thotin’ around in heaven flat ass king😔😔😔
6: Silvers Rayleigh
Also suffers from the very common disease of “wide fucking neck” but atleast his boobs are big.
5: Gol D. Roger
I HATE THIS MAN SO MUCH WHO LET ROGER OUT OF THE BOAT LOOKING LIKE THAT THOTTY ASS LOOKIN BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID ODA GIVE THE MAN TITTIES THAT BIG WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I do appreciate the flair though so extra points for that.
4: Monkey D. Garp
“But we’ve never seen Garp’s boobies how do you know if they’re big” SHUT UP. LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM. Does that look like a man with small titties? TRY TO TELL ME THAT GARP DOESNT HAVE MASSIVE HONKERS, YOU CAN’T. Do you even think Roger would have fought or even considered someone without big boobies a threat? NO, OF COURSE NOT. He’s literally a fucking triangle. Anyway that’s why Garp has to have fat titties, next question.
3: Edward Newgate, Whitebeard
The man is basically just a pair of boobies with legs wearing a black bandanna. Also, his tits are bigger than Marco’s whole fucking head (see picture), I don’t know what else to tell you dude.
2: Kaido
I mean… just fucking looking at him
1: Franky
Does Kaido have bigger tits than Franky? Yes. Should I have put Kaido on the number one spot? Probably. Am I going to do that? No. LISTEN, who else WEAPONIZED THEIR FUCKING NIPPLES? NO-ONE. There is no-one in One Piece that’s on the same level as Franky, NO-ONE and that’s that on that.
